Almost Reasonable: Just to the wrong side of a fine line.
Broke Baroque: Overly ornate tales of impoverished woe.
Broken but Unbowed: Trash masquerading as generosity.
Buy No — Sell High: Requests from future eBay Power Sellers.
Can You Wrap That While You’re at It?: Posts asking for things like entire bedroom suites — the category that started it all.
Cart Before the Horse: Posts that evince a fundamental lack of understanding of how life works.
Could You Be More Vague, Please?: We know these posters want something. Can’t quite put our fingers on what, though.
Freecycle Haiku: Posts whose brevity encompasses entire worlds.
Freecyclers Say the Darndest Things: Otherwise normal posts with unintentionally funny uses of language.
Going to the Zoo Zoo Zoo: Animal-related posts.
How Do You Think I Got So Rich? Wants from people claiming poverty while simultaneously providing evidence of wealth.
I’ll Whistle While You Work: Requesting free manual labor under the guise of generosity.
I Can’t Drive 55 Requests for cars and other vehicle-related wants.
It’s the Thought That Counts: Ridiculously small offers.
My 11-Foot Pole Is Broken Too: Offers so grotty or overwhelmingly useless that you wouldn’t touch them even with …
Parenting 101: Child-related wants and offers.
Perfect Matches: A free public service.
SpelChekr: We shouldn’t mock illiteracy. But we do.
Sure, I Just Happen to Have a Spare: Highly specific wants whose objects no one is likely to just give away.
Too Much Information: Posts from people who confuse Freecycle with their diaries.
What Are You Smoking?: Baffling, disturbed, or just deeply weird posts.
Words Fail Me: Every once in a while, “What Are You Smoking?” just isn’t strong enough.
