Finally, a Daycare Provider for the Truly Indifferent Parent

WANTED: fencing needed for daycare center

HI I need some sort of fencing that looks decent for my daycare to keep the kids in the yard and then some to keep them out of the pool. It doesnt have to match …wire fencing is fine or wood. we arent fussy..just in need of 75 feet of one kind and 50 or so feet of another kind for the yard and the pool area. Thank you in advance.

Ooh-La-La? Oh-No-No!

OFFER: Lingerie sets & 2 tops

I have a

1.red maribou bustier with matching thong Marilyn Monroe for Warners collection. size 36

2.Fredricks of Hollywood hot pink pleather bra & thong with silver harware size M/L

3. Fredricks of Hollywood white crochet bra top with puffy sleeves Large

4. Geniune suede black halter bra top Large

All this stuff is in GREAT conditon, I used to wear it out clubbing.

thanks XXX

[An hour later ...]

OFFER WITHDRAWN: lingerie

I am withdrwaing my offer for the lingerie due to a very creepy response. I don’t want creeps at my front door. thanks, XXX

Sometimes Even Headlines Fail Me

WANTED: Donations for Fertility

My husband and I are at the age we need help becoming parents,
Unfortunately we do not have medical coverage that helps with fertility
cost. So we are anguish and desperation we reach out and attempt in any
way to get this accomplished. Neither one of us have had the pleasure
of children and want them very much, Is’nt it what makes life go
around…And we are exausted with the feeling of being left out and
denied. If you can donate any money ( To The doctor directly not to us)
or know a fertility doctor that would offer free services We thank you
and Pray this is successful. XXX

Tragic Kingdom

Children have been bugging me to take a vacation to Disney world but it is to exspensive so im serching for people who might have so home movies of trips that they are getting rid of or just dont want know more maybey watching them on tv will be just as nice as being there looking ro tapes of Magic kingdon ,Epcot ,Mgm Studios ,Animal Kindom and Universal and serounding area of Orlando Thanks FOr helping me out

I Can’t Believe It Sold Any

WANTED – wing bowl tickets
i can;t believe the wing bowl was sold out b-4 i got tickets. if you
have two tickets– please let me know. thanx

[Admin note: For those unfamiliar, see this clip to experience the hideousness that is the Wing Bowl.]