Russ Meyers on Line One …

OFFER: Bras 38C and one 38D

I have bras that don’t fit me anymore all different colors. There are 38C’s and one 38D. I can’t wear them anymore they are too tight on me. I am giving them away. If you would like them please let me know thanks.

Throw in Some Nearly Rancid Butter and I’m There

OFFER: vitamin d milk 1 gallon expires tommorow/XXX rd area

If you need it and can drink it that fast email me when you can pick up tonight.

Their Coats Hide My Blood-Drenched Butchery So Much Better

OFFER: Free Spay/Neuter

Do you have a red Doberman male and or female that you need to get spayed or neutered???? Contact me ASAP for details. Thanks!!!

Most Unfortunate Abbreviation Ever

OFFER: Right Guard Sport – used once

I have a 3 oz Right Guard Sport solid stick deodorant stick. Son used once and had a rash. Will do a porch pu.

Kindling?

OFFER: TV GUIDE COLLECTION

TV GUIDE COLLECTION 1982-2005 OVER 1000 ISSUES IN 14 BOXES.SAY WHY YOU WOULD WANT THEM.

And They Say the Effects of Pot Aren’t Cumulative …

OFFER: 1972 volkswagon super beetle

i am offering 1972 VOLKSWAGON SUPER BEETLE ITS SITTING IN MY YARD FOR YEARS TIRED OF LOOKING AT IT. IT HAS BEEN SITTING UP SINCE 1979. THE LAST I REMEMBER IT JUST WOULD NOT START. I SMELLED FUEL. I NOT A MECHANIC BUT I THINK IT CAN BE REPAIR. I LOCATED THE TITLE FOR IT. IF INTERESTED PL;EASE LET ME KNOW.

Mattress: Free. Bedbugs: Priceless!

CURB ALERT: last night i saw a mattress(probably full or queen) on the curb on XXX road off of YYY drive just before the point where you pick up ZZ.

Six-Legged, No Doubt

OFFERED: King size mattress very dirty but still lots of life left

Think of the Wriggly Bits as Extra Protein

OFFERED: wheat flour

im not sure how old but it is unopened
fist come first serve

That’s Fine … the Weight I Want to Lose Is Even Older

Hi..I just came across an entire case of Vanilla Ensure. There are24 – 8 ounce cans. The only hitch is that they EXPIRED in JULY 2006!!They have been kept inside and just got overlooked . Not sure if someone can use them or not, but I thought I would offer here before I tossed them. Easy porch pick-up. Thanks.

Think of the Hair and Sloughed Skin as a Bonus

i have paul mitchell shampoo, conditioner,
and hairspray to offer (full bottles). also,
i have a Target bag of lotions, body wash,
body spray, etc. (these have been used but
have some left). must take all. i live
near XXXX

Think of the Banana Peels as a Bonus

i have a kitchen trash bag full of men’s
shirts, sweaters, sweatshirts to offer.
size XL
i live near XXX